weird messages

Doomful Online Dating: The Sex Poem

If you’ve ever had anything as weird as this as a *first message* on a dating site, I NEED to hear from you…

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Doomful Online Dating: Religious Indoctrination

To recap – these are messages I get from complete strangers. They are the first contact I have ever had from them…on a DATING SITE.

With regards to this one –  just say NO kids…

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Doomful Online Dating – 10th August

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Yes, you are right I’m still looking sexy.
No, however I am still not replying.
Desperate much?

Doomful Online Dating – 6th August

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So many of these I have got to start date stamping them in the post title.

Wasn’t interested in you the first time.
Days have passed and I am still not.
Shocking I know…

JUST PLAIN FUCKING WEIRD – DOOMFUL ONLINE DATING (PART 2)

untitled(1)Just died of laughter and went to hell.

Really need to get #myheartwithpantsdown trending via our Twitter account later…

I’m not weird enough for this guy so won’t be replying again…

Just plain fucking weird – Doomful Online Dating (Part 1)

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I think this is all said in jest…right?

But I made the “mistake” of replying as I seem to be slightly insane today…Watch this space…